Situation 1:

You're on the airport, waiting in the queue in front of the check-in terminal for your turn to do so. Suddenly you notice that QUO are directly behind you in the queue!          

How do you react?
a) I'm a well mannered fan and allow them to get into the queue in front of me, of course!
b) I turn around and say: Girls: "Either you all give me a kiss immediately or I announce at the top of my lungs that you are here !" Boys: "Either you all give me an autograph immediately or I announce at the top of my lungs that you are here !"
c) I turn round and say : "Hello!" I do not allow them to get into the queue in front of me - I was there first, after all!
d) I delay as much as possible to be near them for a little while longer.

Situation 2:

You're waiting at the backstage entrance for the band bus to arrive. Suddenly, a large group of techno freaks turns up, obviously wanting to wait for the band as well, but at the same time they're all making bad jokes about them.

a) I see my chances for an autograph being blown away. So I try to sell them the bus of the support act as the band bus, say Quo have arrived already and claim that I'm only waiting for my friend, one of the securities.
b) I try my best at turning them into real Quo fans.
c) I do nothing. There's a lot of them and only one of me, after all.
d) I walk to the next intersection, wait for the band bus there, force it to stop when it arrives and warn the band about the techno fans waiting for them.

Situation 3:

You're driving through a military camp. Apparently it's 'jogging day' since you spot quite a number of puffing soldiers jogging along the road in front of you.

a) I 'fast forward' the Quo cassette I'm listening to to "In the Army now", open the window, turn the volume up to the maximum and pass them, grinning.
b) I turn the volume of my cassette down and pass them, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.
c) I get angry with myself for not having my "Running all over the world" tape along.
d) I greet them politely and hope they like my Status Quo bumper sticker.





Situation 4:

You're the only Quo fan in the circle of your friends. One evening they start making jokes about the worlds only 3-Chord-band yet again.

a) They outnumber me, so I agree meekly to what they are saying.
b) I tell them that Quo have actually written a song with five # and nine Chords, and prove it by showing them the tabs for "Burning Bridges".
c) I laugh and tell them that actually, quite a lot of Quo songs have only 2 chords, and show them the tabs for "What you're proposing".
d) I try to convince them that 3 Chords are more than sufficient for good music, and try to talk them into going to the next Quo gig with me.




Situation 5:

In the place where you work you're forced to listen to a really bad radio station every day, which plays only chart music. All of a sudden, they play "Whatever you want"

a) I forget everything, throw whatever I was working on away, stand up and start headbanging, much to the horror of my startled colleagues.
b) I turn very, very pale and distressed and think that surely something bad must have happened to Quo, for them to be playing one of their songs.
c) I immediately run to the radio and turn the volume up, not heeding the protests of the others present. Once again I inform my disinterested colleagues that this is indeed the world's best band ever.
d) I don't react at all because I don't want the others to know that I'm a fan of Quo.
e) I start to cry because it made me remember that it's still another 8 weeks until next gig, when I'll be seeing them again. f
) I've got a picture of Quo on my workplace, and now I fall onto my knees in front of it, close my eyes and start to sing along softly.






Situation 6:

While you are watching TV you suddenly notice that there's a new weekly game show around which uses "Whatever you want" as it's title song.

a) It makes me smile.
b) I shake my head about the horrible adaption they are using. The original version is much better, after all!
c) I immediately try to find out if Quo know about this and are being paid for it!






Situation 7:

You've won one of the following prizes in a music game show where you answered questions about Quo successfully. Which one do you choose?

a) to play "Twister" with a Quo member of my choice
b) to meet Quo backstage before a gig
c) a week on Majorca for 2 people
d) to play "Uno" with Quo
e) being VIP guest of a Record Company for one day





Situation 8:

You get the chance to do a TV interview with Quo. What do you do to make this an interview they were not, actually, prepared for (and expecting)?

a) I test their qualities as 'dads' by giving each one a 'surprise egg' and challenging them to correctly assemble the item included within.
b) I ask them what this "3-Chord-business" is all about.
c) I ask them the square root of 132.
d) I take along my "Trivial Pursuit" and test their general education.






Situation 9:

You get to decided in which one of the following TV series' Quo make a guest appearance.

a) "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (as members of a command crew)
b) a "Dallas" parody. (The proposed cast roll here reads: Mr. Rossi - "Cliff Barns"; Mr. Parfitt - "Sue Ellen"; Mr. Bown - "JR"; Mr. Edwards - "Bobby"; Mr. Rich - "Miss Elly")
c) Fawlity Towers (as themselves)
d) Emergency Room (as a team of surgeons)
e) The X-Files (as a group of aliens)






Situation 10:

You were lucky and actually managed to get autographs when you meet Quo in the city by chance. You look at the autographs and... :

a) I complain to them that I can't read their signatures.
b) I'm absolutely, completely overjoyed.
c) I think that I've been had and fell for look-alikes called "Flossi", "Andu" and "^^^^^^^".
d) I offer them my own autograph in exchange.
e) I kindly ask them to give back my pen.






Situation 11:

Due to a  confusion on the airport you suddenly find yourself in possession of a bag full of Quo's worn stage outfits.

a) I take the bag home with me, get myself 5 shop-window dummies, dress them up and decorate my place with them.
b) I wash them and keep them.
c) I wash them, iron them, and send them to Quo's management - I want to get my own bag with all the tour merchandise I bought back, after all.
d) I sell them for a LOT of money.
e) I inform Quo that I've got them, and that I'm completely willing to give them back to them, BUT only in person!